Oh, the New York City subway! It’s like a box of, you never know what you’re going to get. One minute you’re jamming to a mariachi band’s rendition of “Sweet Child O’ Mine,” and the next you’re desperately trying to avoid eye contact with a guy who’s convinced he’s the reincarnation of Elvis. But amidst all the wackiness, there’s this nagging question: Is it actually safe?
by David Stone
The Roosevelt Island Daily News
Well, let’s put on our Sherlock Holmes hat and delve into the mystery of subway safety, shall we?
First off, let’s address the elephant in the room: crime. Yes, just like any other major city, New York has its share of miscreants. But before you start picturing yourself in an episode of Law & Order, let’s look at the facts. According to the NYPD, subway crime rates have significantly decreased over the years. So, while there’s always a chance of encountering some petty theft or occasional subway scuffles, it’s generally not an episode of The Purge down there.
Now, let’s talk cleanliness in subway safety. If you’ve ever set foot in a subway car that smells like it’s been used as a locker room after a marathon, you might question your life choices. But fear not! The MTA has upped their game in response to COVID-19, with increased cleaning schedules and sanitation measures. So, while you might still find the odd pizza rat, at least we’re not in ‘plague-era’ territory.
Lastly, let’s touch on the topic of getting lost. If the thought of navigating the spaghetti-like tangle of subway lines makes you break out in a cold sweat, you’re not alone. But here’s the good news: with a little bit of prep (and maybe a handy subway map app), you’ll be zipping around like a seasoned New Yorker in no time.
So, is it safe to ride the subway in NYC? Well, as long as you keep your wits about you, don’t accept mixtapes from strangers, and remember that the “empty” car is empty for a reason, you’ll be just fine.
In the end, riding the subway is like a rite of passage in New York City. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s all part of the charm, right? Now, go forth and embrace your subway adventure. Just remember – no eye contact with Elvis!
Lance A. Polivy, Vice President for Legal Affairs
I do not usually write ahead of the week’s rhythm. Fridays suit an old woman. They allow time for tea, rereading, and the small mercy of correcting one’s own excessive cleverness. But this cannot wait for Friday.
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