RIOC found a way to ignore violations of this sign.

Sprucing up the New York State Shelton J. Haynes Parking Area

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RIOC upped the honors for its putative leader. Sprucing up the New York State Shelton J. Haynes Parking area, a fresh, brightly colored array of flowers fills a planter next to his huge gas guzzler. It should not be left alone with just empty spaces and a sign everyone ignores for company.

Spruced up. The New York State Shelton J. Haynes Parking Area

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