RIOC Disappeared Him… But Now, We Found Akeem Jamal Anyway

Poof! In late summer, RIOC AVP Akeem Jamal, who challenged President/CEO Shelton J. Haynes for authority suddenly vanished from Roosevelt Island. But with the help

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Akeem Jamal Takes a Deep Dive Into The Shallows of Self-Love

Self-love, we’re told, is a good thing, appreciating ourselves instead of leaning on others for approval. But what if you push that self-love at those

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Why RIOC’s New Constituent Services Department Is Total Bull-oney

Next up in RIOC’s Hall of Cringe-Worthy Moments, another screaming headline: “PRESIDENT HAYNES ANNOUNCES NEW CONSTITUENT SERVICES DEPARTMENT WITHIN RIOC.” It scores a triple crown

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Oh, no! Would the real Akeem Jamal now please stand up?

This can’t be the real Akeem Jamal, promising he’d “elevate Roosevelt Island’s public profile to the national stage,” can it? Echoing his boss, Seldom Seen

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And Now, Another Day, Another “Stupid” RIOC Advisory

Another “stupid” RIOC Advisory launched the usual spam sequence of multiple, identical email blasts to all the same addresses. This one covers “the ‘Red Bus,’

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