Life as a zombie is no walk in the park. Eternal bureaucracy, unfashionable decay, and survival kits for the living make it a hassle. Who knew being undead meant navigating paperwork and dodging decapitation? Trust me, stick to folding fitted sheets – it’s a breeze in comparison. Just offer a zombie some lukewarm afterlife coffee and dental floss; we might be undead, but we have manners (mostly).