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Elbow Ass Distinction Disorder

New Mental Disorder, The Filibuster Reflex, Just Identified

The Filibuster Reflex: The brain trust here has identified a new mental disorder that’s been lurking under our noses. Last year, the same team of deep thinkers also identified the Elbow From Ass Distinction disorder (EADD), a heartbreaking illness that…

ELBOW-ASS DISTINCTION DISORDER, NOW AN EPIDEMIC

Elbow-Ass Distinction Disorder, EADD, rages across the U.S. It’s a scary epidemic, and although the symptoms aren’t always identical, experts promise you’ll know it when you see it. The tragic main symptom is that victims can’t tell their asses from…